Funny Lion King Gifs for Kids
Lion King jokes that are funny for fans of Disney's Lion King movie, shows and books!
If you're looking Lion King jokes, then take a look at this hilarious collection of the best Lion King jokes. Perfect for parents, teachers and Lion King fans of all ages.
You'll find funny jokes about popular Lion King characters, including Mufasa, Simba, Nala, Timon, Pumbaa, Scar, Ed, Shenzi, Banzai and more.
Lion King Jokes for Kids
Q: What do they serve at the Pride Rock brunch?
A: Ha-you-ja Fritattas
Q: How do they pass the time around Pride Rock?
A: Country Lion Dancing
Q: What's another way of saying hyena?
A: Hello ena.
Q: How is the Lion King like a coin?
A: Both have a head on one side and tail on the other.
Q: Why can't Simba and Nala play Go Fish with each other?
A: They get too distracted by the fish…
Q: Why can you always find Simba in the last place you look?
A: Because you stop looking once you find him.
Q: What's more amazing than a talking Meerkat like Timon?
A: A spelling bee!
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Q: What do you call Timon when he's wearing ear pods?
A: Anything you want – he can't hear you!
Q: Why wasn't Scar honest?
A: Because then he wouldn't be a lyin' anymore!
Q: What time is it when 10 lions chase a hyena?
A: It's 10 after 1.
Q: Why did Nala want to join the circus?
A: To become an acrocat.
Q: Why do so many people love Simba?
A: They think he's purrrr-fect.
Q: What do you call Simba's reflection in the water?
A: A copycat
Q: Why did the judge put Scar in jail?
A: He was guilty of purrjury.
Q: What did Nala tell Simba when a Ed, Shenzi and Banzai (hyenas) ran towards them?
A: You have to Mufasa!
Q: How did Timon stop Simba from charging him?
A: He took away his credit cards.
Q: What did Simba say when the antelope asked him to trade places for the day?
A: Ok… I'm game!
Q: What kind of flower did Simba give Nala on Valentine's Day?
A: A dandy lion.
Q: Why didn't Timon trust Scar?
A: He wasn't a mere cat…
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Q: What is Sarabi's favorite magazine?
A: Good Mousekeeping.
Q: What did Simba and Nala wear as baby lions?
A: Dia-purrrrs
Q: Which side of Mufasa has the most fur?
A: The outside.
Q: What sport do they play at Pride Rock?
A: Hairball
Q: What does Nala say to Simba before every meal?
A: Time to prey.
Q: What does a lion call Timon the meerkat?
A: Fast Food.
Q: What did Simba say when Mufasa outran him?
A: You're fit for a King!
Q: Why are Pumbaa's stories so interesting?
A: There's always a twist in the tale.
Q: Why did Simba lose the race?
A: He went against a cheetah.
Q: Why did Pumbaa lose the race?
A: He pulled a ham string.
Q: Why is Mufasa so good at rowing a canoe?
A: He has a great r-oar…
Q: Why does Pumbaa hand out on February 14th?
A: Valenswines.
Q: What do you get when you cross Mufasa with the Little Mermaid?
A: A sea lion.
Q: What brand of car did Mufasa drive?
A: A Catillac.
Q: What is Snakey's favorite school subject?
A: HISStory.
Q: What delivers Christmas presents to Pride Rock?
A: Sandy Claws.
Q: What did they call Scar after his bad deeds were discovered?
A: A purrrr-petrator.
Q: What is the difference between a comma and Mufasa?
A: One has the paws before the claws and the other has the clause before the pause.
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Q: Why did the cat run away from the tree?
A: Because it was afraid of the bark.
Q: What was Pumbaa's favorite ballet?
A: Swine Lake
Q: What did the science teacher call Mufasa's burps?
A: A noble gas.
Q: What type of instrument does Pumbaa play?
A: Pigcussion
Q: How do you show Scar that you care?
A: Act more Simbathetic…
Q: What did Pumbaa say when the Banzai the hyena grabbed his tail?
A: That's the end of me!
Q: Why did Timon stop hanging around with Pumbaa?
A: He was being boar-ing.
Q: What do you get when you cross Pumbaa with a scary dinosaur?
A: A porkasaurus rex!
Q: How did Nala find Simba when playing hide and seek?
A: She followed his foot prince.
Q: What does Pumbaa dress as on Halloween?
A: Frankenswine
Q: Why shouldn't anyone trust Scar?
A: He's always lion.
Q: What do you call it when you cross Pumbaa with a dinosaur?
A: Jurassic pork!
Q: What is Pumbaa's best karate move?
A: The porkchop!
Q: What do they call Simba's father when he didn't shave?
A: Moustacha.
Q: What did Pumbaa say when he got hurt?
A: Call the hambulance!
Q: Why is Pumbaa hard to watch TV with?
A: He hogs the remote.
Q: What did Pumbaa say when he got hurt?
A: Call the hambulance!
Q: What did Timon call Simba?
A: A mere cat.
Q: What does Pumbaa do after school?
A: His hamwork!
Q: What do you call a lion without eyes?
A: A Lon.
Q: What is Pumbaa's favorite color?
A: MaHOGany
Q: What do Sarabi and Mufasa do after an argument?
A: They hiss and make up.
Q: How was Scar able to convince Simba to run away?
A: He was very purrrrr-suasive.
Q: What was Sarabi and Mufasa's favorite baseball team?
A: The Cubs.
Q: What does Simba wear to sleep?
A: paw-jamas!
Q: Why did the Timon cross the road
A: It was the chicken's day off.
Q: Why are lions such terrible story tellers?
A. They have only one tail.
Q: What was the hyena's favorite day of the week?
A: Chewsday
Q: Who is Pumbaa's favorite Star Wars character?
A: Ham Solo
Q: What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slow?
A: Mufasa.
Q: How does Pumbaa write secret messages?
A: With invisible oink!
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